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TRADE BULLETIN: Three Now Closing for 115%, 750% and 5566%. (WIX, RVLV, MED)

Posted on March 30, 2021

GANG WAY, y’old hankie! We’re shutting down the factory, lads, and taking management hostage. First on the chopping block is WIX, a trade whose full details can be found HERE....

Another One!  ETSY Delivers Ritzy 169% Haul! (ETSY)

Posted on March 26, 2021

Quick public service announcement before we close one for the big buck. And it goes like this – Because of the holy convocation of Passover, next week’s A Jew and...

TRADE BULLETIN: Profits of 60%, 69%, 160% and 102% – Closing Today! (SEAS, DAR, MIDD, ALB)

Posted on March 24, 2021

We’ve got four trades to close today for thousands of dollars in profits… Let’s roll! To begin, we’re closing our SEAS trade, opened just nine days ago in a letter...

TRADE BULLETIN: March Expiry Leads to a Chicken in Every Pot! (SJM, WIX, XLF, GM, RVLV, ETSY, THRM/SPXS, AM, CPRT, KTB, IBP, CROX, FBHS, DE, IYT/DIA, WMS, TTC, SAIA)

Posted on March 19, 2021

Numerous trades to tend today, so without further ado… We launched an SJM initiative on February 11th called Peanut Butter and Jam Flying Everywhere – Smucker’s Goes Spastic!, in which...

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A Jew and His Money

96% PROFIT, While The Batflu Hammer Drops on The Credulous (KAI, IYT/DIA)

Posted on April 5, 2021

Before today’s trade, we have one to close. Our IYT/DIA pairing finally closed last Thursday with a clever little profit. The details of the trade can be found HERE. In...

Rent-A-Loser and Win (RCII).

Posted on March 29, 2021

Because of the Pesach holiday, today’s trade will be abridged, direct and profitable in extremis. So without any further Latinate suffixes… Our attention devolves today upon Rent-a-Center Inc. (NASDAQ:RCII), the...

700% gain on CPRT… and UPS About to Dive. (CPRT, GM, UPS)

Posted on March 22, 2021

A very quick update on last Friday’s closures – First, CPRT closed with a grand profit of $6.30, for an even 700% GAIN, and Our GM trade lost six cents...

Grab the Porpoise by the Horns! SeaWorld’s Sinking! (SEAS)

Posted on March 15, 2021

Hard to get excited about flying sea creatures and paying hard-earned cash to get yourself drenched. But SeaWorld Entertainment (NASDAQ:SEAS) makes a business of exactly that. If you can call...

A Jew and His Gold

Slow Down, You Move Too Fast… RUSH STREET Stumbles! (RSI)

Posted on April 8, 2021

We’re walking up and down Rush Street Interactive (NYSE:RSI) today, in a move that bucks against all our better instincts. Well, it’s not like us to take on a trade...

Like a Libyan Dictator! – Gold Prepares to Die. (GDX)

Posted on March 31, 2021

[Housecleaning note: we’re a day early due to Passover travel plans.] We’ll try to do this as gently as possible. Not least because the majority of precious metals investors are…...

More Closures – 129% and 2260%! – WHERE ARE MY DAMN PILLS? (MED, TSM, THRM)

Posted on March 25, 2021

We’re closing down a couple of barn-burners today for unbelievable profits before moving on to a phony food takedown. And we start with this – Our TSM trade arrived at...

Don’t Throw That Out! – I’ll Eat It! (DAR)

Posted on March 18, 2021

Ever noticed that the worst excesses of governments and corporations are given innocuous sounding names and descriptors to take the edge off the brutal truths that underlie them? It’s euphemism...