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TRADE BULLETIN: 493% in Stone Cold Profits – Bank it! (STNE)

Posted on March 5, 2021

A most excellent day it is when we’re able to shut down a trade with 493 stones’ worth of winnings. Like a day in Shambala – StoneCo is the victim...

The Batflu Fear: Purim Edition

Posted on February 25, 2021

After Kipling The entire takeaway from this Batflu hoax is… Nothing else. If you fear anything in this world but the Al-mighty living G-d of Israel, If you bow to...

TRADE BULLETIN: February Options Expiry – And Some Fat Profits Booked! (STNE, CELH, BLL, FCX, WDFC, FIZZ, ALB)

Posted on February 19, 2021

A number of trades require your attention on this third Friday of February, so without further ado… Our January 7th initiative arrived in a letter called Stoneco is Not a...

On Biden’s Trump Card and What it Means For Markets

Posted on January 22, 2021

Winston Churchill put it best when he said that history – “…Is just one damn thing after another!” And so we echo his sentiments when we report that another damn...

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A Jew and His Money

Thousands in Winnings on Short Gold and Pizza… AND Foxy Shock Absorbers (FOXF, GLD, DPZ/SPY)

Posted on March 1, 2021

Two to close, friends, before we get to our trade for the week. First up is our GLD short sale whose details can be found here. Bottom line is we...

152% Pocketed – Generational Winnings (GNRC,BLL)

Posted on February 22, 2021

Before we roll into the new week, just a word on how our BLL trade closed last Friday. You’ll remember that we left her to expire, and she ended up...

Don’t Think; Don’t Worry; Just Sleep – We’ll Take Care of The Rest (SNBR)

Posted on February 14, 2021

Today we get out of bed and jump straight into the arms of somnambulant specialists Sleep Number Corp. (NASDAQ:SNBR), makers of beds, bedding, and all else that contributes to a...

When Unbridled Lust Overtakes Reason! (TSM)

Posted on February 8, 2021

This one goes out to long-time subscriber (and sometimes PROP trader), MT, who’s pushing us to go against our better instincts and take on the semiconductors. Now, it’s not normally...

A Jew and His Gold

Slip of the CAT Got Your Forked Tongue? (CAT)

Posted on March 3, 2021

We’re trucking today on the back of Dow component and global earth-moving champions Caterpillar Inc. (NYSE:CAT), a company that may have nine lives and always lands on its feet, but...

53% and Thousands More in Purim Winnings, While the Frenchman From Omaha Sinks (VMI, PTON, GNRC)

Posted on February 24, 2021

If your game is steel pipes and tubes (and who’s isn’t?), then you’re certainly familiar with the irrigation and street-lamp mavens from Valmont Industries (NYSE:VMI). Omaha Nebraska’s favorite metal fabricators...

Investing Wisely in… Pre-Cancer Foods for Fat People! (CAG)

Posted on February 18, 2021

What greater joy! Eat tasty, affordable and chemically-laden victuals, and spend decades without symptoms! And then – boing! – suffer a horrific finale! It’s your choice, friends. Join us today,...

Peanut Butter and Jam Flying Everywhere – Smucker’s Goes Spastic! (SJM)

Posted on February 11, 2021

Smuckers (NYSE:SJM) is more than just a jam company. They’re a sticky-sweet sea of solidity in a market gone mad. Let’s explain. Smuckers is a fundamentally sound company that has...