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Fatten Up The Wallet – Rosh Hashana Brings A Feast of Winnings! Closing SIX trades for Apples & Honey Profits. (ATI, CHKP, HSIC, ABT, DBC, COOP)

Posted on September 28, 2022

Shana Tova, Good Jews and Noahides! We’ve got a bevy of good news for you… But first this: ————————————————————– The response to our Annual Subscription offer was so strong, we’re...

September OPEX – The Turmoil Proliferates (ATI, BTI, HRB, POST, COOP, CXM, BITO, VMI)

Posted on September 16, 2022

We’re jumping right into September expiry with a back-to-school splash that would make a Harvard upperclassman blanch. We start with our ATI initiative from August 15th.  The letter was called...

August Options Expiry – Summer Heat Edition (GO, CXM, NUS, PPC, AEO, ABBV, XOM, HSY, BMCH)

Posted on August 19, 2022

We’ll get right down to business, as there’s business to attend. Our July 7th trade featured GO, in a missive entitled The Grocer With Empty Shelves. There, we urged the...

July OPEX is Mamash a Birthday Party – Profits of 202%! (CVX, DOW, NUS, PPC, HRB, TWNK, BG)

Posted on July 15, 2022

Six expiring this eve, and one more dripping with cash. We’re going to lead off with our dollar-soaked CVX trade, from a dispatch called Topple the Rig! It arrived to...

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Mixing the Kool-Aid: Mad Scientists at Abbott Labs Drink Their Last! (ABT)

Posted on September 19, 2022

Rosh Hashana Special Offer! Going into the Day of Judgement, we can’t help ourselves. The spirit of chesed has overtaken us, and we’re repenting of all our this-worldly desires. How?...

BLACKOUT! Solar Panels Fail, Stocks Plunge (FSLR)

Posted on September 12, 2022

Here in the Holy Land of Israel we have a problem. Essentially, we have a bunch of nutbars running the country, who don’t have any feeling for kedusha, not to...

Internet Security is for Losers (CHKP)

Posted on September 5, 2022

Check Point Software Technologies Ltd. (NASDAQ:CHKP) operates in that dark web space between security and surveillance. The Israeli company was the first to introduce the “firewall” to the online security...

Kellogg’s Diagnosed Lactose Intolerant – Stock Ulcerates, Suffers Gastric Event! (K)

Posted on August 29, 2022

On the fourth of August, Kellogg Co. (NYSE:K) announced earnings and all was well at the breakfast table. Earnings beat. Sales Beat. But ever since, the stock has done precious...

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The Pile On Oil Trade (SU)

Posted on September 29, 2022

Feel Like 3900%…? We never liked those schoolyard stooges who relished the opportunity to jump on us while we lay on the ground after a stumble. But when real life...

Auto Wreck Scatters Car Parts Everywhere (GPC)

Posted on September 22, 2022

Genuine Parts Company (NYSE:GPC) is best known in the investment world for its dividend payout record. The company has an unbroken, 66 year history of raising its shareholder remittance at...

Stock-Shock! – PCG Shareholders Prepare For Blackout; While We Pocket 877% (PCG, NUS)

Posted on September 15, 2022

Electrifying! We’re closing our NUS trade before moving on to bigger and better game today. Not that NuSkin wasn’t a hide worth tanning – verily, it was… Check it out...

Expel the Interloper! Seize Him by His Jackminster! And Two Big Wins – 788% & 92% (XPEL, TWI, GO)

Posted on September 8, 2022

According to their own literature, XPEL, Inc. (NASDAQ:XPEL) manufactures, sells, distributes, and installs after-market automotive products. And what would those products be? An assortment of coatings, films and fluids, the...