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July OPEX is Mamash a Birthday Party – Profits of 202%! (CVX, DOW, NUS, PPC, HRB, TWNK, BG)

Posted on July 15, 2022

Six expiring this eve, and one more dripping with cash. We’re going to lead off with our dollar-soaked CVX trade, from a dispatch called Topple the Rig! It arrived to...

Tech Hex Affects June OPEX: Wall Street Intellects Expect More Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. But We Pull in Excess Largesse (673%, 433%). (TPOR/DUSL, CTVA, TLT, BMY, XOM, FCN)

Posted on June 17, 2022

Good morning, race fans! We’ve got a small cohort of expiries today that require attention and one more that needs a tweak, so without further ado, let’s get attem. First...

WE OUT-DO OURSELVES! Five Winners in a Single Day – Including One For 1050% – And Many More to Come. (MRK, TRIP, AMR, KFY, XLF)

Posted on June 14, 2022

Atheists admit: PROOF OF G-D’s EXISTENCE. “This is just spanking unheard-of.” Hashem’s kindness abounds – we start our run to the bank today with Merck. The trade was sent May...

The Jews Conquer – Again! FIVE Huge Winners as May Expiry Dawns (FL, DLTR, GIS, CVS, COP, AEO, ADM, ABBV, XOM, MCK, CHD, HSY, VMI, SEE, ESI)

Posted on May 20, 2022

And without further ado: we offer the wins, first, and those that require tweaking, thereafter. First up is FL, a trade opened earlier this week in A Rose By Any...

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Turning Their Weapons Against Them (ATI)

Posted on August 15, 2022

Over the last several weeks, we’ve experienced a bear market rally that’s been swift, sharp and in the case of numerous individual stocks, absurdly overdone. A good dozen such issues...

Pocket yourself 1460%, Then Take a Long/Short Ride on the Indexes (QQQ/DIA, LLY/DIA)

Posted on August 8, 2022

Hope everyone had a meaningful fast, and we’re one step closer to Mashiach Tzidkenu. That said, it’s back to business. We’re closing down our long/short LLY-DIA trade from August first....

UNLOAD THE CLIP: The Jews Make 10,767% in Two Flippin’ Weeks! And Where Were You, Lilly…? (LLY, DIA, FAS, TPOR/DUSL)

Posted on August 1, 2022

Before we get to today’s masterwork of financial creativity, we have to address three trades. Straight to it! The first is our TPOR/DUSL venture that was partially closed HERE but...

Take a Gander at Two Wondrous Wins – 1700% and 1858%; Then Consider a Potential 2567% – ‘Cause I’m the Tax man…’ (HRB, ADM, TLT)

Posted on July 25, 2022

The July options expiry saw our HRB trade bleed $2.00, and that hasn’t sat well with us. That said, the good Lord works in strange and wondrous ways – and...

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Fizzy Drink Maker Delivers Bubbly Earnings, Stock Goes Flat (CELH)

Posted on August 17, 2022

Today’s profit-quenching trade is a play on all those fancy gym beverages, and offers an exciting maximum haul of exactly 3233%. So without further ado, let’s look at Celsius Holdings...

DOW Delivers 2277%… and Get Some Tobacco – Your Weight-Loss Wonder Cure! (BTI, DOW)

Posted on August 11, 2022

As this sucker goes up in smoke, we butt out with a fortune… Welcome, good Jews and Noahides, to the greatest show on earth – the countdown to the final...

1387% in Just One Week! And A Broad Commodity Sector Punch in the Nose! (DBC, QQQ)

Posted on August 4, 2022

Dear friends – Jews and Noahides all… We’re just days from Tisha B’Av, our national day of mourning for the loss of our Holy Temple – and the Shechina –...

QUICK AND DIRTY: Short-Term Momentum Trade in the High-Tech Realm (QQQ)

Posted on July 28, 2022

So, the long and the short of it is this – we’re in the middle of a bounce. It’s a move that’s on its way to stalling, in our opinion,...