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The Jews Conquer – Again! FIVE Huge Winners as May Expiry Dawns (FL, DLTR, GIS, CVS, COP, AEO, ADM, ABBV, XOM, MCK, CHD, HSY, VMI, SEE, ESI)

Posted on May 20, 2022

And without further ado: we offer the wins, first, and those that require tweaking, thereafter. First up is FL, a trade opened earlier this week in A Rose By Any...

March Options Expiry, and We Bag One For 460%. (CHD, K, VMI, FCN, XLF)

Posted on March 18, 2022

To begin, a Public Service Announcement from subscriber José L. in the Netherlands (N.B., we receive nothing from Interactive Brokers for the following)… Incidentally, José struck gold on several trades...

OUR BEST ONE-DAY HAUL EVER! Ten Trades Closing for Elephantine Profits. (SYY, BABA, FLO, PH, HRI, LKQ, XLF/XLU, TPR, FOXF, TTC)

Posted on March 8, 2022

S&P futures are flat as we write… a perfect day to make an exit. We start with our SYY trade, delivered to you just YESTERDAY! No KIDDING!? The dispatch was...

February OPEX is Up! And Here’s the Lowdown… (LMT, TWNK, CSL, PH, ADT, XLU/XLF, CHD, LKQ, HD, UPS, TPR, XLF, FCX)

Posted on February 18, 2022

There’s a lot going right in the world today, good Jews.  But it’s unlikely you’ll hear about it. Why? Because there’s a confluence of interests that binds big government, big...

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A Jew and His Money

Where the Hostess Fails, The Jews Will Triumph! (TWNK, FL, CHD, SEE)

Posted on May 23, 2022

Six months ago, we grabbed a switch and took Hostess Inc. (NASDAQ:TWNK) to the woodshed. Not in anger, mind you – because that never helps. And, you know – it...

A Rose by Any Other Name … Foot Locker Fed Up With Foetid Diminutives; Vows to Bounce Soon (FL)

Posted on May 16, 2022

Today’s trade is a flier. Good Jews and loyal Noahides, we’re betting that in VERY short order we’ll pull a 9.00% return on a Foot Locker (NYSE:FL) trade and lose...

FCX Delivers 62%… and KLA Has a Chip on its (Right) Shoulder (KLAC, FCX)

Posted on May 9, 2022

Today’s intelligence arrives amid a spate of Mohammedan terror in the State of Israel.  Twenty are dead after a month-long bloodfest by the Jew-haters we permit to dwell amongst us....

Kroger Delivers a Sky High 2050%! And Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees… (DLTR, KR)

Posted on May 2, 2022

The Dollar Tree (NASDAQ:DLTR) is the source of our money-making alchemy today, and just in time, too! It appears a great number of youthful George Washington’s are now grinding their...

A Jew and His Gold

TRIP and Fall, and Keep on Falling (TRIP)

Posted on May 26, 2022

TripAdvisor (NASDAQ:TRIP) is an online travel company that operates reservation-booking websites globally. You can book your flights, your train seats, your hotels and your dining venues in 20 different languages...

Nothing Could Be Finer Than Tectonic-Sized Decliners in The Ma-a-ar-ket. THREE Lightning Strikes! Jackpot Takeaways of 3500%, 587% and 162%! (AMR, KTB, KHC, CALM)

Posted on May 19, 2022

We had initially planned a bottle-cracking CocaCola trade for today, but yesterday’s action undermined it.  Coke spilled seven percent on the day, and we had to open the fridge anew...

Three Days Later, We Close for 4700%! …and Kix, Chex, Trix – They Call it Food, and We Eat it. (GIS, KLAC, UPS)

Posted on May 12, 2022

General Mills’ (NYSE:GIS) options are offering incredible value to today – but only to those whose investment savvy affords them artisan-like know-how into the craft of multi-directional leveraged security applications....

A Noteworthy 50% Gain and… Those Chemicals Rotting Your Brain (CTVA, GWW)

Posted on May 4, 2022

We’re coming at you early this week for reasons that will become abundantly clear in just minutes… First, though, let’s have a look at our GWW initiative, because it’s about...