A Jew and His Gold

Auto Wreck Scatters Car Parts Everywhere (GPC)

Posted on September 22, 2022

Genuine Parts Company (NYSE:GPC) is best known in the investment world for its dividend payout record. The company has an unbroken, 66 year history of raising its shareholder remittance at...

Stock-Shock! – PCG Shareholders Prepare For Blackout; While We Pocket 877% (PCG, NUS)

Posted on September 15, 2022

Electrifying! We’re closing our NUS trade before moving on to bigger and better game today. Not that NuSkin wasn’t a hide worth tanning – verily, it was… Check it out...

Expel the Interloper! Seize Him by His Jackminster! And Two Big Wins – 788% & 92% (XPEL, TWI, GO)

Posted on September 8, 2022

According to their own literature, XPEL, Inc. (NASDAQ:XPEL) manufactures, sells, distributes, and installs after-market automotive products. And what would those products be? An assortment of coatings, films and fluids, the...

Today’s Trade Could Earn You 3267% – and Has No Dermatological Side Effects (WSC)

Posted on September 1, 2022

It’s a company almost no one’s heard of… In perhaps the least sexy business on the planet… Whose product is… get this – Well… not THAT kind of space, exactly....

Henry Carries His Teeth Home in a Plastic Bag! (HSIC)

Posted on August 24, 2022

This knuckle sandwich is coming at you a day early… Henry Schein, Inc. (NASDAQ:HSIC) looks after your teeth. Well, not exactly. They provide dentists and dental clinics with all the...

Fizzy Drink Maker Delivers Bubbly Earnings, Stock Goes Flat (CELH)

Posted on August 17, 2022

Today’s profit-quenching trade is a play on all those fancy gym beverages, and offers an exciting maximum haul of exactly 3233%. So without further ado, let’s look at Celsius Holdings...

DOW Delivers 2277%… and Get Some Tobacco – Your Weight-Loss Wonder Cure! (BTI, DOW)

Posted on August 11, 2022

As this sucker goes up in smoke, we butt out with a fortune… Welcome, good Jews and Noahides, to the greatest show on earth – the countdown to the final...

1387% in Just One Week! And A Broad Commodity Sector Punch in the Nose! (DBC, QQQ)

Posted on August 4, 2022

Dear friends – Jews and Noahides all… We’re just days from Tisha B’Av, our national day of mourning for the loss of our Holy Temple – and the Shechina –...

QUICK AND DIRTY: Short-Term Momentum Trade in the High-Tech Realm (QQQ)

Posted on July 28, 2022

So, the long and the short of it is this – we’re in the middle of a bounce. It’s a move that’s on its way to stalling, in our opinion,...

They’re At The Post… And They’re SOGGY! (POST)

Posted on July 21, 2022

Today’s breakfast treat is brought to you by Weetabix, the phony, extruded-grain packaged edible with a deceptively high sugar content from POST Holdings Inc. (NYSE:POST). Aw, go on, Al… you’re...