Banking MASSIVE Profits — 2167%, 1950% & 900%! THEN… Watch Kinder Morgan Taken Out on a Stretcher (KMI, WWE, MCD, MNST)

Houston’s Kinder Morgan, Inc. (NYSE:KMI) owns and operates 83,000 miles of Natural Gas pipelines across North America.

That makes them something of a mover in the industry.

That said, the stock has been falling for some time now—and the energy sector in general is in the doldrums.

So what will be…?

We’ll pursue that in a moment.

But first, some big wins to bank!

We start with our WWE trade of May 8^th.  The letter was called Down For the Count: WWE Gets Flying Pile-Drive Off the Turnbuckle, and it urged you to set the WWE July 21^st 110 synthetic short for a debit of $3.60 and sell the WWE July 21^st 105 PUT for a credit of $4.50.  Total credit on the affair was $0.90.

And now…?

We’re closing the PUTs for a credit of $2.50 (11.50/9.00) and leaving the short CALL to wither.

We can’t see this turning around at this point, but if it does, we’ll be in touch.

Those who prefer to sweep up before the meal is done are invited to buy back the CALL for $0.95.

In the meantime, we’re making a temporary booking of $3.40 NET profit on NOTHING expended.

Adjusted for minimal commissions makes for a 2167% take.

GRAVY, BABY!  POUR ON THE FREAKIN’ GRAVY!

Next up is our MCD initiative from April 24^th.  The dispatch was entitled McDonalds Adding Motor Oil… and it suggested you sell the MCD July 21^st 305/310 CALL spread for $1.32 and buy the MCD Jul 21^st 285/280 PUT spread for $1.50.  Total debit was $0.18.

Well, well, well…

Today, the CALLs can be left to wither (and, as above, we’ll keep you posted if action needs be taken) and the PUT spread shut down for a healthy $1.80 (5.55/3.75).

That NETs you $1.62 on $0.18 spent, and that’s a mighty fine 900%.

Last up is our MNST venture from May 11^th.

The missive was called Buyback, Kickback, Blowback, Crash, and it recommended you sell the MNST September 15^th 60/65 CALL spread for $1.85 and buy the MNST September 15^th 60/55 PUT spread for $1.95.  Total debit was $0.10.

And now, the PUT spread can be sold for $2.05 (3.70/1.65)

While the short CALL spread can be left to rot.  We believe there’s still a great deal of downside for the stock—but, as always, in the case of a turnaround, we’ll keep you apprised of any action that’s warranted.

For now, call it a (conditional) $1.95 NET win on just $0.10 spent.

And that’s 1950%.

Cowboy—!

And now, we arrive at our trade for the day.

As mentioned, we’re looking at the pipeline mavens at KMI, whose fundermentals look as follows—

• P/E is a pipeline-worthy 14.91, and…
• Dividend Yield is a wholly respectable 6.71% (though that will only get better in the days ahead).
• Price to Book, too, couldn’t be finer at just 1.23.  And yet…
• The company carries too much debt, with a Debt/Equity ratio of 1.02, and…
• Analyst consensus for the next five years is for Earnings to DECLINE by 6.40% per annum.  And that’s precisely why you need a yield of 6.71% to offset those losses.

Get it!?

Now, have a look at the daily—

And may the G-d of Heaven and Earth be with you.

Many happy returns!

Matt McAbby

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