Posted on May 11, 2023
Old monsters don’t die… they just reincarnate as grotesque fad stocks.
—Old Man McAbby
Monster Beverage Corporation (NASDAQ:MNST) makes what they call “energy drinks”.
More properly stated, they’re calorically ample, glucose-laden pseudo-potables.
They also claim that their ready-to-drink iced teas, juices, fruit beverages and sodas are “considered natural”.
You catch that?
And by whom, do you suppose they’re “considered” natural?
Why, by all those unsuspecting lemmings they sell to, of course!
With the company selling products called Monster Energy Nitro, Monster Hydro Energy Water, Reign Inferno Thermogenic Fuel, and the like, how could anyone believe they’re actually doing their body a service?
Or that there’s anything “natural” here?
What the cheet, man?
Notably, Monster Beverage Corporation is headquartered in Corona, California.
Company earnings were announced on May 4th, and beat on both top and bottom lines.
But there’s a bigger picture here, and were about to expose it.
For a potential 4900% gain!
In short, MNST won’t outperform the market, we say.
Here are her FUNDAMENTALS—
Not much to bubble over here.
Many happy returns!