Investing Wisely in… Pre-Cancer Foods for Fat People! (CAG)

What greater joy!

Eat tasty, affordable and chemically-laden victuals, and spend decades without symptoms!

And then – boing! – suffer a horrific finale!

It’s your choice, friends.

Join us today, as we set the table for Conagra Foods (NYSE:CAG), makers of 101 brands of suppertime joy, each of which destroys a separate bodily organ in singularly pernicious fashion!

You don’t say…

That’s right.

But we’re not here to discuss health, friends.

As you know, here it’s all about money.

And Conagra offers a unique, round-trip opportunity to cash in between now and the beginning of summer.

But before we get to the trade, consider the fundamental picture – worth a hefty cheer from every wholesome lover of America.

• P/E is 14.95,
• Price to Book – 1.44,
• Annual Yield’s a very juicy 3.24%, and
• Annual EPS growth for the last five years is 10.80%.
• Nothing at all wrong with those numbers, eh, Cap?

Nope.

In this market, it’s almost unheard of to find a stock with similar metrics.

Have a look now at the daily chart –  

Technically, what’s most striking is the anti Batflu-hype nature of the stock. 

Maximum gain is unlimited.

First position should be closed no later than the April expiry.

Stay with us for up-to-the-minute trade instructions.

Many happy returns,

Matt McAbby

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