Straight-Shot Bet on the Dow Industrials (DIA)

We’re not messing about today with Trump prosecutions, Powell interventions, Ukraine arms donations or transformative surgical operations…

We’re just playing ball—

You want a shot in the head?!

The way we see it, the major market averages are in the process of topping (again), and we’ve therefore handcrafted an artisanal options trade for you—the lover of such things—in order to profit freakishly therefrom.

The last place you might expect a trade of this sort to be generated is “The Castle,” home of the Harvard Lampoon, once headed by the frightful Steven King, and later by the (more frightful) Conan O’Brien.

But here it is.

And yes, the trade is derived from a cold March afternoon spent in the inner sanctum of that facility some thirty-five years ago—though we’re still not at liberty to share the experience.

That being said, a genius flourish of financial wizardry was revealed to us at that time that we’re now ready to employ for today’s trade—and to reveal to all our paid subscribers (and those who’ve opted for a free 30 day trial).

It’s a trade that could bag you a very fat 3233% in a rather modest time frame.

So without further ado, let’s gaze at the chart—

May it be the will of He Who decides all things, both holy and secular.

Many happy returns!

Matt McAbby

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