A Jew and His Money

Mixing the Kool-Aid: Mad Scientists at Abbott Labs Drink Their Last! (ABT)

Posted on September 19, 2022

Rosh Hashana Special Offer! Going into the Day of Judgement, we can’t help ourselves. The spirit of chesed has overtaken us, and we’re repenting of all our this-worldly desires. How?...

BLACKOUT! Solar Panels Fail, Stocks Plunge (FSLR)

Posted on September 12, 2022

Here in the Holy Land of Israel we have a problem. Essentially, we have a bunch of nutbars running the country, who don’t have any feeling for kedusha, not to...

Internet Security is for Losers (CHKP)

Posted on September 5, 2022

Check Point Software Technologies Ltd. (NASDAQ:CHKP) operates in that dark web space between security and surveillance. The Israeli company was the first to introduce the “firewall” to the online security...

Kellogg’s Diagnosed Lactose Intolerant – Stock Ulcerates, Suffers Gastric Event! (K)

Posted on August 29, 2022

On the fourth of August, Kellogg Co. (NYSE:K) announced earnings and all was well at the breakfast table. Earnings beat. Sales Beat. But ever since, the stock has done precious...

When the Towers Tumble Again… (ACM)

Posted on August 22, 2022

AECOM (NYSE:ACM) builds. Their portfolio of projects spans the globe and includes skyscrapers, stadia, hospitals, freeways, and hotels, just to name a few. They also rebuilt the World Trade Center....

Turning Their Weapons Against Them (ATI)

Posted on August 15, 2022

Over the last several weeks, we’ve experienced a bear market rally that’s been swift, sharp and in the case of numerous individual stocks, absurdly overdone. A good dozen such issues...

Pocket yourself 1460%, Then Take a Long/Short Ride on the Indexes (QQQ/DIA, LLY/DIA)

Posted on August 8, 2022

Hope everyone had a meaningful fast, and we’re one step closer to Mashiach Tzidkenu. That said, it’s back to business. We’re closing down our long/short LLY-DIA trade from August first....

UNLOAD THE CLIP: The Jews Make 10,767% in Two Flippin’ Weeks! And Where Were You, Lilly…? (LLY, DIA, FAS, TPOR/DUSL)

Posted on August 1, 2022

Before we get to today’s masterwork of financial creativity, we have to address three trades. Straight to it! The first is our TPOR/DUSL venture that was partially closed HERE but...

Take a Gander at Two Wondrous Wins – 1700% and 1858%; Then Consider a Potential 2567% – ‘Cause I’m the Tax man…’ (HRB, ADM, TLT)

Posted on July 25, 2022

The July options expiry saw our HRB trade bleed $2.00, and that hasn’t sat well with us. That said, the good Lord works in strange and wondrous ways – and...

No Joke: Leveraged Banking Action Gives Us a Possible 33,233%! (FAS)

Posted on July 18, 2022

The financials were among the first sectors to get hit during 2022’s post-Batflu bout of bearishness. So it stands to reason that they should be among the first to rebound,...