A Jew and His Money

Extraordinary Profits: 1440% & 203%! And a Little Head and Shoulders Maintenance on Grainger (GWW, PZZA, NUE)

Posted on January 24, 2022

At the time of writing, our preferred chart provider (for better than 20 years) has had a malfunction. The chart you find below is filling in – temporarily, we hope....

Five MASSIVE Winners! Including 1100%, 981% & 514%! And the Jews Make War on a Pharma Scam! (MCK, AQUA, VRSK, LIN, XYL, ADP)

Posted on January 17, 2022

Death to Evildoers!  Death to the Enemies of G-d! Death to Amalek and the Erev Rav! Today’s trade is a takedown of a 200 year-old Texas healthcare operation called McKesson...

WIN/WIN: 2926% and 170%… Then We Push Our Blood-Sugar to the Limit! (TWNK, EXPO, AMD)

Posted on January 10, 2022

Back in early December, The Holy One of Israel granted us a 222% win on Hostess Inc. (NASDAQ:TWNK), and it appears He’s re-orchestrated events such that a repeat performance now...

Hair is Bad! Smells are Bad! Synthetic Tonics Good! (PG, ADP)

Posted on January 3, 2022

Today’s initiative is a remarkably wallet-friendly bet on Proctor & Gamble (NYSE:PG), world leaders in the beauty and grooming space. Have you been groomed? But before we get there, we...

Building Permit DENIED! Carlisle Faces the Whirlwind (CSL)

Posted on December 27, 2021

Carlisle Companies (NYSE:CSL) is a manufacturer of building supplies.  Their product line also includes the usual array of foams and powders, sealants and adhesives, because, hey! you gotta poison people...

Chalk up 1567% and 420% Wins! … And Forget About Nozzles, Ducting, and Atomization Devices. (PH, GPK, TNET)

Posted on December 20, 2021

Two quick announcements before we climb aboard the greased rotor for the week. First, with respect to our GPK trade that we recommended you leave alone last Friday as options...

Dead in the Water: Xylem Swims with the Fishes (XYL)

Posted on December 13, 2021

We played XYLEM (NYSE:XYL) for a 156% profit earlier this fall and feel it’s now time to raise our swords again. Venture forth! You’ll recall that it took us but...

Gold is Officially Circling the Drain. (GDX)

Posted on December 6, 2021

We suspected we’d run into resistance… But when we proposed on Twitter yesterday that the precious metals might be headed for a near-term setback, we didn’t expect the wave of...

SERF! You Are Nothing But a Data Point to be Processed! (ADP)

Posted on November 29, 2021

A Freiliche Chanuka to all you good Jews and Noahides! May the light always triumph over darkness. Today’s trade is embedded in the realm of “cloud-based human capital management” providers...

The Mighty Hercules Keels Over Dead! Was it the Vaccine? (HRI)

Posted on November 22, 2021

HERC Holdings Inc. (NYSE:HRI) rents heavy equipment to industry via its subsidiaries worldwide. And during the Batflu, rental equipment was a hot item, apparently, as the stock rose some 1900%...