Pseudo-Health Only Lasts… Until The Door Bell Rings! (BRBR)

Those who shill for store-bought protein powders and shakes, energy drinks and nutrition bars are able to push their brand only as long as a willing public will believe.

Eventually, though, the trust wears thin, and the piper comes for his pay.

Where’s the pipe, Mac?

We’re taking on BellRing Brands, Inc. today (NYSE:BRBR), widely known for their Premier Protein and Dymatize protein shakes and powders.

The stock is up significantly in the last few months, and the whole project is wildly photogenic, but, alas! the adipose is beginning to show in abundance (as you’ll soon see), and all those healthy stock projections are, well… weakening.

Consider—

The company’s fundamentals are anything but muscular.

• P/E is 35.79 (expected to shrink to ‘just’ 21.85 a year out, according to consensus),
• Dividend is BUPKUS,
• Price to Book is NON-EXISTENT (because the company has zero [or less than zero] bankable assets).
• And earnings have SHRUNK every year for the last five years by 3.10% per annum.

So what’s to look forward to?

By jiminy, they don’t make ‘em like they used to!

Anyway, earnings were posted in early February and the stock hit new highs, but the bulls have struggled to better that mark ever since.

And worse still, volumes have tapered dramatically in the last few sessions—a sign that folks are outright losing interest.

And that’s where we step in with a precision-crafted, risk-defined options trade the likes of which even Sir Aloysius Peabody ne’er dared to dream.

With a potential 2450% payout!

Here’s the rest of the picture—

Call it a Purim Na-Ha-Fochu!

A freiliche Purim to all you good Jews and Noahides.  And equally, may the day be a scourge to all our enemies!

While those who love G-d, contentedly prosper…

With kind regards,

Hugh L. O’Haynew

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