Climbing the Wall of Redemption

TRADE BULLETIN: Three Now Closing for 115%, 750% and 5566%. (WIX, RVLV, MED)

Posted on March 30, 2021

GANG WAY, y’old hankie! We’re shutting down the factory, lads, and taking management hostage. First on the chopping block is WIX, a trade whose full details can be found HERE....

Another One!  ETSY Delivers Ritzy 169% Haul! (ETSY)

Posted on March 26, 2021

Quick public service announcement before we close one for the big buck. And it goes like this – Because of the holy convocation of Passover, next week’s A Jew and...

TRADE BULLETIN: Profits of 60%, 69%, 160% and 102% – Closing Today! (SEAS, DAR, MIDD, ALB)

Posted on March 24, 2021

We’ve got four trades to close today for thousands of dollars in profits… Let’s roll! To begin, we’re closing our SEAS trade, opened just nine days ago in a letter...

TRADE BULLETIN: March Expiry Leads to a Chicken in Every Pot! (SJM, WIX, XLF, GM, RVLV, ETSY, THRM/SPXS, AM, CPRT, KTB, IBP, CROX, FBHS, DE, IYT/DIA, WMS, TTC, SAIA)

Posted on March 19, 2021

Numerous trades to tend today, so without further ado… We launched an SJM initiative on February 11th called Peanut Butter and Jam Flying Everywhere – Smucker’s Goes Spastic!, in which...

The Futility of CXL Kulchur & The Purpose of WOKE Activism

Posted on March 16, 2021

The Batflu crisis that began a year ago is now proving our contention that the entire world is militating toward the end of government-as-we-know-it. And, as it happens, we’re also...

TRADE BULLETIN: 493% in Stone Cold Profits – Bank it! (STNE)

Posted on March 5, 2021

A most excellent day it is when we’re able to shut down a trade with 493 stones’ worth of winnings. Like a day in Shambala – StoneCo is the victim...

The Batflu Fear: Purim Edition

Posted on February 25, 2021

After Kipling The entire takeaway from this Batflu hoax is… Nothing else. If you fear anything in this world but the Al-mighty living G-d of Israel, If you bow to...

TRADE BULLETIN: February Options Expiry – And Some Fat Profits Booked! (STNE, CELH, BLL, FCX, WDFC, FIZZ, ALB)

Posted on February 19, 2021

A number of trades require your attention on this third Friday of February, so without further ado… Our January 7th initiative arrived in a letter called Stoneco is Not a...

On Biden’s Trump Card and What it Means For Markets

Posted on January 22, 2021

Winston Churchill put it best when he said that history – “…Is just one damn thing after another!” And so we echo his sentiments when we report that another damn...

TRADE BULLETIN – January Expiry Demands Your Full Attention (CELH, BMCH/BLDR, CPRT, KTB, EXPE, IAA, GLD, APPS, W, UNG, SBGL/SBSW)

Posted on January 15, 2021

Lots of trades to tend on this January options expiry Friday, so grab a Lagavulin and sing along. We start with our bet on CELH, launched December 24th in a...