Climbing the Wall of Redemption

June Expiry PROFITS! 1300% & 94% – and Action To Be Taken (MTZ, SNBR, MSA, KFY, VMI, CAG, XLF, AM, IBP, DE, SAIA)

Posted on June 18, 2021

Let’s kick it off without any delay. To begin, our MTZ trade is now returning mounds of wonderfully marinated, chalak BBQ beef. The communiqué arrived on May 24th and was...

MAY EXPIRATION – Running It Down and Rolling It Out (CAT, TPR, ESI, BLDR, FCX, CROX, WMS)

Posted on May 21, 2021

Top ‘o the chop to ya. We’ve got seven trades that require your attention, so let’s get to it. We begin with our CAT initiative from March 3rd. The communiqué...

TRADE BULLETIN: April Options Expiry – The Full Roundup (FOXF, SJM, VALE, GRWG, BG, APPS, SBSW, SHOP)

Posted on April 16, 2021

Lots to cover, and no time to lose. We start with our FOXF initiative, which graced your inbox in the morning hours of March 1st.  The communiqué was entitled Foxy...

TRADE BULLETIN: Three Now Closing for 115%, 750% and 5566%. (WIX, RVLV, MED)

Posted on March 30, 2021

GANG WAY, y’old hankie! We’re shutting down the factory, lads, and taking management hostage. First on the chopping block is WIX, a trade whose full details can be found HERE....

Another One!  ETSY Delivers Ritzy 169% Haul! (ETSY)

Posted on March 26, 2021

Quick public service announcement before we close one for the big buck. And it goes like this – Because of the holy convocation of Passover, next week’s A Jew and...

TRADE BULLETIN: Profits of 60%, 69%, 160% and 102% – Closing Today! (SEAS, DAR, MIDD, ALB)

Posted on March 24, 2021

We’ve got four trades to close today for thousands of dollars in profits… Let’s roll! To begin, we’re closing our SEAS trade, opened just nine days ago in a letter...

TRADE BULLETIN: March Expiry Leads to a Chicken in Every Pot! (SJM, WIX, XLF, GM, RVLV, ETSY, THRM/SPXS, AM, CPRT, KTB, IBP, CROX, FBHS, DE, IYT/DIA, WMS, TTC, SAIA)

Posted on March 19, 2021

Numerous trades to tend today, so without further ado… We launched an SJM initiative on February 11th called Peanut Butter and Jam Flying Everywhere – Smucker’s Goes Spastic!, in which...

The Futility of CXL Kulchur & The Purpose of WOKE Activism

Posted on March 16, 2021

The Batflu crisis that began a year ago is now proving our contention that the entire world is militating toward the end of government-as-we-know-it. And, as it happens, we’re also...

TRADE BULLETIN: 493% in Stone Cold Profits – Bank it! (STNE)

Posted on March 5, 2021

A most excellent day it is when we’re able to shut down a trade with 493 stones’ worth of winnings. Like a day in Shambala – StoneCo is the victim...

The Batflu Fear: Purim Edition

Posted on February 25, 2021

After Kipling The entire takeaway from this Batflu hoax is… Nothing else. If you fear anything in this world but the Al-mighty living G-d of Israel, If you bow to...