TRADE BULLETIN: 8300% Profit! SHUT HER DOWN NOW, RUFUS! (CP)

O Joyous Day – Calloo Callay!

Spread the word, holy brothers and sisters!  The G-d of Israel takes no prisoners and delivers ALL the winnings in the end!

On this glorious holy day of Purim, on which we celebrate the death of Jew-haters the world over, and against whom our G-d has guaranteed us ultimate victory, we also have a stunning, biblical-sized profit to boast.

May the Lord of Hosts be blessed for all He does for his beloved children, the chosen from among the nations, and for those holy Noahides who support and bless them.

Details, brother!  Give us the details!

The trade in question was launched on November 21^st of last year in a letter called Ancient History Points to a Dismal Market Future.  There, you’ll recall that we urged you to buy the CP June 19th 210 PUT for $6.30 and sell the CP June 19th 260 CALL for $6.10.  Total debit on the trade was $0.20.

And today?

The PUT sells for a wide-eyed $22.20 and the CALL goes for $5.40.

Sell the first and buy back the second and you ride the horse through Shushan with $16.60 net on 20 cents spent!

That’s a gain of 8300%!

And that ain’t no foul-mouthed talkback at the fight club.

Eschatologically yours,

Alan B. Harvard

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