TRADE BULLETIN: Massive Winnings – Peel Me a Grape! (BHP,RSX/EWH,SPXC,JBHT)

We have four trades closing today, and every one’s a cradle-rocker.  So let’s move!

Trade Number 1:

On October 17^th we opened a BHP trade called Rockin’ it in and Rolling it out. 

The recommendation called on you to sell the BHP May 15th 47.50 CALL for $3.75 and buy the BHP May 15th 52.50 CALL for $1.91, for credit of $1.84.  With those funds, we urged you to buy the BHP May 15th 42.50 PUT for $1.83.  Total credit on the trade was a penny.

And today?

The 47.50 trades for $1.03 and the 52.50 at $0.19 – while the long 42.50 PUT sells for $3.00!  Buy back the first and sell the last two and you net $2.17 on nothing spent.

Adjusted for minimum commissions gives you a bollock-potchin’ 1413% return!

Trade Number 2:

November 15^th saw the arrival of Hong Kong’s on Fire! in your inbox, a letter that urged you to buy the RSX May 15th 23 PUT for $1.23 and sell the June 19th EWH 22 PUT for $1.20.  Total debit on the trade was $0.03.

Today, good Jews, the RSX PUT trades for $2.10 and the EWH PUT for $1.15.  Sell the former and buy back the latter and you pocket $0.92 on three cents spent.

That’s a gangbuster profit of 3067%!

Shock Winnings!

Trade Number 3:

Stock Needs Some Air, Mate! was our February 10^th offering, suggesting you sell the SPXC June 19th 50 CALL for $4.00 and buy SPXC June 19th 55 CALL for $2.05 (credit $1.95).  We then urged the purchase of the SPXC May 15th 50 PUT for $2.95 and sale of the SPXC May 15th 40 PUT for $0.55 (debit $2.40).  Total debit on the affair was $0.45.

We closed the long PUT spread last week for a credit of $3.05, and today we’re buying back the short call spread – the 50 goes for $1.25 and the 55 for $0.15.  Buy back the former and sell off the latter and your net is $1.50 on $0.45 spent.  And that’s a very nice 333% in just three weeks (or 5772% annualized!)

Trade Number 4:

Finally, we have our JBHT trade from February 16^th.  The name of the dispatch was Pull That Empty Rig Over, Trucker!, and it urged you to sell the JBHT May 15th 110 CALL for $5.50 and buy the JBHT May 15th 120 CALL for $1.95 (credit $3.55).  We then recommended you buy the JBHT May 15th 110 PUT for $5.50 and sell the JBHT May 15th 100 PUT for $1.80 (debit $3.70).  Total debit on the affair was $0.15.

And…

Last week, we sold the long PUT spread for a gain of $5.50, and today we’re closing out altogether by buying back the short CALL spread.

The 110 CALL sells for $2.00 and the 120 goes for $0.45.  Buy back the first and sell the second and you net $3.80 on just $0.15 laid out.  That’s a galloping gourmet gain of 2533% in two truckin’ weeks!

Just to offer you some perspective – do you know what that number would look like annualized?

The numbers confound!

And the G-d of Israel is great.

You cannot lose…

With the Jews!

Eschatologically yours,

Alan B. Harvard

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