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TRADE BULLETIN: THREE Trades to Close Out NOW!  Get a Flippin’ Pencil!

Posted on July 2, 2019

Open the Larder and Pull Out the Wurst!

That’s right, Jocko.  Two hum-dingers and one mushroom cloud for ya today.

And remember, if you haven’t signed up, you don’t make money.  It’s as simple as that.

The trade details are only for those who are prepared to open the crypt, as it were.  Sign up now for a free 30 day trial, or just have done with it, and become a member, already.  The rates are more than reasonable, and if you put a group together, you can win like a chain-mail warrior.

Line ‘Em Up & Ride!  There’s No Time To Wait!

First on the block was our trade from a letter called Clock Watchers’ Bottom that arrived at your inbox on June 3rd.  There, you’ll recall that Hugh urged you to buy the XLU September 20th 58 PUT for $2.02 and sell the IYT September 20th 150 PUT for $1.95.  Total debit was $0.07.

The flight to the safety of the utilities had come to an end, and Huey expected some risk hauling to commence.

And so it did.

Today the XLUs trade for $0.96 and the IYTs go for $0.55.  Sell off the former and buy back the latter, and you net $0.41 on just seven cents spent.  That’s a one month profit of 486%.

A week later, Hugh offered up another doozy.  In a letter called That’s Loud! Krakatoan War Trade, he absolutely went to town.  The premise was equally simple – shareholders of an enthusiastic, over-eager military/industrial complex manufacturing concern had overbid KTOS stock, causing her to stall and look suspect vis-à-vis the broader war-mongering subsector.

The trade recommended you buy the KTOS January 17th 22.50 PUT for $3.10 and sell the ITA October 18th 192 PUT for $2.95.  Total debit on the trade was $0.15 per pair traded.

And now?

The long KTOS PUT is worth $3.60, while the ITA sells for $2.75.  Sell off the first, repurchase the second, and you walk away with a tidy $0.85 on $0.15 spent.  That’s a net profit to you of 467%.

And that ain’t no sippin’ tea…

Last Up: Were We Ever Sharp

It only took five days.

Why wait any longer?

What, are you greedy…?

Ahem!

Last Thursday we sent you a letter called Using Time to Play the Gold/Silver Ratio.  We explained that we didn’t like the looks of gold’s runaway move over the last couple of weeks, suggesting it was overbought and due for a drawdown.

The trade itself suggested selling the GLD August 2nd 135 CALL for $1.84 and buying the SLV January 15th (2021) 14 CALL for $1.88, for a total debit of $0.04.

The pricing on this one was so stretched – as we noted for subscribers at the end of our letter:

“…the GLD CALLs expire in 35 days, while the long SLVs are alive for another 19 months!”

How could we not prosper?

And this is how it breaks down today –

The SLV CALLs trade for $1.73 and the GLDs for $0.86.  Sell the former, buy back the latter, and you rake in $0.87 on four cents spent.  That’s a sweepstakes trifecta Oscar win of 2075% in five oyster-shucking days!  Can you believe it?

Now go take on the day…

Eschatologically yours,

Alan B. Harvard

 

2 responses to “TRADE BULLETIN: THREE Trades to Close Out NOW!  Get a Flippin’ Pencil!”

  1. rick dane says:

    You guys did a hell of a good job here.
    Who’s the boxer?

  2. Alan B. Harvard says:

    Thanks, Rick.
    It’s Max Baer, father of Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies.
    Hope you took part in the winnings!
    Alan

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