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Eight Days of Chanuka, Hellenic Wars Membership Drive!

Starting today, and running through the conclusion of Chanuka, we’re offering Seleucid and Ptolemaic reductions on our annual subscription packages.

In the words of our founder –

“If a handful of Jews can run the legions of Greece and their traitorous Hebrew quislings out of the Holy Land, then we can surely cut our would-be supporters a healthy discount.”

 – Hugh L. O’Haynew

For what amounts to just a plateful of latkes, you can acquire both our services, A Jew and His Money and A Jew and His Gold for a flat $600!

That’s nearly a hundred bucks off our regular annual rate of $695!

Or

Take just one of our letters for a calorie-restricted $300 (instead of $365).

But it only lasts until eight candles are but a waxy memory…

Current subscribers:

Upgrade or renew your membership – and have your subscription pro-rated!*

Come One… Come All…

Old members and new are welcome.  Expired trials and former subscribers, too.

Act now and take advantage of this exclusive opportunity to save yourself a bundle – even as you earn a bigger one!

Click here to access a special service page at our website, fill in your details, and Maccabee – C – D, you’re away to the option winning races!

We want to encourage one and all to consider the gift that never stops giving.

An annual subscription to a Jew and His Money.

While others are bringing their friends aged whiskey and old Sarah Vaughan recordings, think differently!

Gift your cherished loved one, or that like-minded colleague, the keys to the safe!

Use the same damn link to get the discount – but remember to put their email in the recipient box.

I’m taking the discount, Alan.  Bring it on!

Sounds good.

Click here to access your Eight Days of Chanuka, Hellenic Wars Discount.

And help us uproot the Grecian usurper.

Eschatologiclly yours,

Alan B. Harvard

*Pro-rated updates: our payment provider, STRIPE,

will automatically subtract the existing value of your current membership from your new sign-up.

Get a move!

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