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My name’s Aryeh Katz, and I’m the voice behind Hugh L. O’Haynew and Matt McAbby, two characters with whom you once had a very meaningful dialogue.

It’s been a while, I know, but I’m writing to renew our acquaintance. 

I’m doing so because after years of serving the likes of Investopedia, Oakshire Financial, Normandy Research, The Modern Bull and others, I’ve had a mind attack.

A what!?

That’s right, a mind attack.  I got fed up with all the bureaucratic publishers, dictatorial advertisers and everyone’s slavish adherence to SEO, clickbait netfishy nonsense.

And that’s why I’m turning directly to you: to offer a new reader-centered service that focuses exclusively on successful trading.

At our new service, provocatively called A Jew and His Money, the aim is simple:

• To put you on the right side of the market, whether long or short,
• To offer you clearly defined trades with explanations that make sense,
• To provide an explicit understanding of indicators that actually work and have true predictive ability,
• To generate entry and exit signals in real time, and
• To have it all conform with the craziest investment climate that ever existed…

At A Jew and His Money, I’ll be filling the role of both publisher and writer.

And that means…

You’ll receive all the same insightful market analysis and winning trades you grew accustomed to – served up with the same humorous galumphing that made Matt and Hugh so wildly popular back in the day.

Sign Up Now

We’re expecting over a hundred thousand readers in our first six months, and it’s to that end that I’m also writing.

We’d like to offer you a free month’s subscription with no obligation to purchase anything thereafter – and to ask of you a favor. 

A favor? But I hardly know you!

As a former reader, you already have a keen sense of what Matt and Hugh can deliver, and you’re equally familiar with the entertaining quality of their content.  Hundreds have written that we’re spot-on unique and eminently trustworthy, so we’re reaching out to a select few today to request testimonials.

And we’re prepared to throw in a kicker!

It could be a few words, a few sentences or something lengthier – it really doesn’t matter; whatever works for you.

At the same time, we appreciate that you’re busy and we respect that, so if you can’t, or you’re unwilling, that’s also fine.  But take the free month in any event.

No charge.  It’s on us.  We’re just happy to have you sign on.

Give Me My Free Month

If you can send us a Tweet to vouch for the stock picks, the options winnings, the punch-buggy humor – awesome. 

If you can add some mention of the charts and graphics – that’s also great.

And, of course, if you can make a straightforward pitch for others to sign up, we’d love it.

You’ll find us on TWITTER at @HughLOHaynew.

[If you prefer not to Tweet, no problem.  Just sign on for your free month and send us a testimonial via the site!]

Upon receipt of your copious outpouring of praise, we’ll immediately UPS you a man-sized, Romanian 3-Pack Pastrami on rye – the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the Duchess Bakery on 43^rd closed in the late 60’s.

Please click here to sign up for your complimentary month of A Jew and His Money.

Start my FREE TRIAL now!

There’s no need for a credit card.  You’re under no obligation to purchase anything.

Just CLICK HERE to start profiting.

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